Getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris will earn you 5 air miles…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 29, 2008
Getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris will earn you 5 air miles. On the downside, your relatives will have to search a 5-mile-radius area for your corpse.
Where’s Waldo? He’s hiding, because…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 24, 2008
Where’s Waldo? He’s hiding, because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the Grand Canyon…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 24, 2008
Chuck Norris once took a job as a ditch-digger. We now know the site at which he worked as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris doesnt pay taxes, taxes pay…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 19, 2008
Chuck Norris doesnt pay taxes, taxes pay Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 19, 2008
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris caused the credit liquidity crisis when…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 19, 2008
Chuck Norris caused the credit liquidity crisis when he roundhouse kicked his adjustable sub-prime loan back to Bear Sterns.
I don’t dial 911. I dial Chuck Norris.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 19, 2008
I don’t dial 911. I dial Chuck Norris.
Black holes are actually caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 19, 2008
Black holes are actually caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking people back through time.
Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 5, 2008
Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs. Found here.
Chuck Norris invented the infinite improbably machine…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 4, 2008
Chuck Norris actually first invented the infinite improbably machine. With a really hot cup of tea, he simply round house kicked a crackhead mathematician from Texas.
Al Capone’s Tomb…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 4, 2008
Chuck Norris KNOWS what’s in Al Capone’s Tomb because he put it there.
Jesus Christ has a bumper sticker…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 4, 2008
Jesus Christ has a bumper sticker that says, “What would Chuck Norris do?”.
Fortune favors the brave…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 4, 2008
Fortune favors the brave less than Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invades LOLcats!
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence!
Chuck Norris gave his clone…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris gave his clone a Total Gym so they now can both roundhouse kick bad guys.
Too bad the bad guys were stupid and forgot to call in to win a free total gym!
Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym. Too Bad the …
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym. Too Bad the bad guys dont!
You can read about Chuck Norris here in our About page. Youtube clips included!
There are also Youtube clips about Chuck Norris and what he thinks about Total Gym here.
Chuck Norris’ chest hair has chest hair.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris’ chest hair has chest hair.
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Chuck Norris isn’t the type to wear his heart on his sleeve…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris isn’t the type to wear his heart on his sleeve. He will however wear your heart on his sleeve if you ever make the mistake of touching his beard.
Never invite Chuck Norris to participate in a civil war re-enactment…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Never invite Chuck Norris to participate in a civil war re-enactment. Things just get way out of hand.
At Toys “R” Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
At Toys “R” Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children’s store.